No, Aliens have not get bored of crop circles but yes you read the title right as pranksters carved a 100-yard penis on a high school football field.
The scene is Bedford, MI at the Grogan’s Towne Field home of the Bedford Kicking Mules. Via Fox 2 News, the local sheriff says a pair of teens are expected to have committed the epic prank after seeing an internet photo similar to the one above. They weren’t alone either as they were helped by the 50-year old mother of one of the teens. They used a grass killing agent to carve out the male member on the field about 100-yards long. Talk about over-compensation.
Don’t worry though as landscaper and self proclaimed “Boss of the Moss”, Dave Baumgartner has volunteered his landscaping expertise to clean up the messy diagram and get their field back to normal by the time of next week’s homecoming game for the Kicking Mules.
Warrants are actively being sought for the two teens and the 50-year old mother and by the video you can tell they are taking this seriously.
