The real question who gets arrested for being drunk on a Bike?
The other stuff actually sounds very plausible.
A Florida couple had a kinky date night that included drinking, riding bicycles in the dark, then having sex in the back of a police cruiser, according to a Nassau County Sheriff’s Office report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
Cops claim Aaron Thomas, 31, and Megan Mondanaro, 35, were pedaling south on South Fletcher Lane with no lights on their bikes when they were nearly run over by a car that didn’t see them.
When officers pulled over the pair, he reportedly smelled booze on both of their breath. Noting Mondanaro’s slurred speech and blood-shot eyes, cops informed the cyclist they would be conducting a sobriety test. When Mondanaro declined to participate, she was arrested for DUI. Cops also arrested Thomas and put the two of them into the back of a police cruiser. Then things got weird.
“While I was outside of my patrol vehicle, Megan and Aaron took their clothes off and started to have sex,” Officer Mark Hunter wrote in his report. “When I opened the door to stop them, Aaron was naked and Megan had her pants down where her vaginal area was visible.”
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