Damn Urban.
They didn’t catch you in 4k this time, but the grainy footage is still a bad look.
Is that your fingers where I think it is?
Nasty coach, just nasty. You know the RONA is still running rampant. The excellent news is Camsoda is giving you a pretty good offer to stay at home.
Dear Urban Meyer,
I saw the videos and pictures making the rounds on Twitter over the weekend of you out and about on the town partying and canoodling. I know you addressed everything in a press conference right now, saying you shouldn’t have put yourself in that kind of position.
I’d like to reach out and offer you a VIP Elite XXX membership to CamSoda – the world’s best live adult webcam platform – that you can take with you on the road. It will provide you free 24/7 access to a roster of beautiful cam models that you can webcam with in crisp 4K from the comfort of your hotel room.
I’d hate for you to get caught again and become a distraction. I know you have a pivotal showdown with the Titans this Sunday and your focus should be on getting your first win.
Take us up on our offer and we will send you a brand-new laptop so you can penetrate the hole, pound it in and score…off the field.
Sincerely,
Daryn Parker
Vice President of CamSoda
You can’t beat the VIP ELITE.
Wait, that didn’t come outright. Whatever the case, Urban apologized to the team and explained he had a few too many and it won’t happen again. He seems like a defeated man. To be honest, he needs to quit. He had a nice gig on FOX Sports doing college football games. I am not sure why he decided to do this.
It is obvious it isn’t working out for him.
Flip the page for the new angle video, his apology, and more.