First thing I need is for Chris Webber to calm down.

He is screaming like it was Scarlett Johansson was on the set dancing (Kevin Durant was seen attempting to drink her bathwater) or he discovered a real Hot Tub Machine and he had one more timeout left.

Chuck’s Dougie needs a little work, he didn’t look like Skip Bayless who appeared to be auditioning for Night at the Roxbury Part Deux.  It looked like how your old drunk uncle would do the Dougie at family bar-b-que.

We are going to need Chuck to stick to getting hookers after losing Jordan style amounts of money at the crap tables.  Stick to what you are good at.

Leave the Dougie to the professionals like Braylon Edwards.