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Caption the Photo: Eagles OL Evan Mathis Peeing on IRS Building Sign

by Robert Littal | Posted on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013
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Evan Mathis Peeing IRS Sign

I hope Mathis doesn’t owe any Taxes, because I am sure an audit is coming his way now. He is straight on Instagram flexing,  Bleacher Report captured the photo before Chip Kelly makes him take it down and drink a protein shake (no more fast food at the Eagles camp).

Mathis is one of those quirky offensive lineman who has been around the block in the NFL, so I can’t say I am surprise.  Also the IRS has been in the news for some suspect behavior, so I believe he is trying to send a message. I think it is a crime though to pee in public and on a Federal building. Might have to ask Adrien Broner about that.

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  1. jimmyt says:

    I know just how he feels.

    • Wyatt Larew says:

      NO YOU DON’T! If you pay taxes you don’t. He does NOT pay taxes other than state income tax on home games. The NFL is a 501 (C)6 tax free organization. Because they wear pink shoes for one month a year they don’t have to contribute. Do you realize the NFL exploits death so as to never have to contribute to society on take from it.

    • Stew says:

      The IRS should be abolished and all thrown in JAIL

  2. njui says:

    Keep voting for democrats tho… Idiots. Who do you think is giving MORE power to the IRS? Please wake up before it’s too late!

    • URCrazy says:

      What are you talking about. It’s not like the democrats are putting the IRS in charge of our healthcare system.

      Oh….Oh no.

    • john says:

      Please go back to sleep. Republicans pulled off the Patriot Act while you were in bed.

      • Scott Johnson says:

        and Obama took it to new heights…..

      • Brandon Donavan says:

        You stooge, the Patriot act, under a Republican administration was used against terrorists and those that meant us harm; it was the Demoncraps that turned it against ‘We The People’.

        • Aponybwahah says:

          Good one!

        • Bryan M says:

          You both are idiots. They go hand in hand. The Republicans and Democrats are really after the same thing. Their goal is to have us argue about who did what and cause further division. Its us against them. WAKE UP!!!

          • Joel O says:

            Bryan M hit it right on the head. If you think either of these parties has your interests in mind, you are tragically out of touch with Reality. Be brave enough to do the research and shift your paradigm.

          • JJ says:

            Yes Bryan but there is a real difference. Libs just put party/power over country.

        • larrybud says:

          That’s the problem with passing big government programs like the Patriot Act. Eventually the “other guys” get into office.

      • astralweeks says:

        That’s right John, and you got your panties in a bunch when they authorized tapping phone calls suspected terrorists made out of the country, while Obama has turned our nation into one huge Big Brother is Watching fest, and that doesn’t bother you in the least. But please, don’t change, we find it humorous watching low information liberals attempting to rationalize why their messiah isn’t a corrupt and power mad despot.

      • Testicules says:

        Another mindless liberal sheep who has been programmed to bleat that there is no difference between eavesdropping on Al Queda sat phones in Afghanistan, and the American press. Being that liberals lack the mental capacity to understand the difference, they do not even feel shame and humiliation when the dutifully re-bleat what they have been brainwashed with by their masters…

      • cgk says:

        I seem to recall that the current VP, Plugs Biden, was the author of the Patriot Act…although not totally happy GWB signed it. It continued to get worse under Dear Leader

      • CJ says:

        …and thank Christ they did. BTW, obanana still has it in place.

      • js_biggs says:

        You’re ignorant johnboy. the patriot act passed with a

      • js_biggs says:

        You’re ignorant johnboy. the patriot act passed with a BIPARTISAN vote of BOTH the house and senate.

    • Mr. Lucky says:

      njui: please don’t be stupid. Democrats and Republicans are the same. Two heads of one cobra.

      • Testicules says:

        Wow, the liberals sure are scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to figure out how to spin this…

        • george yasenchock says:

          All the libs that are being questoned are starting to say “I was only following orders” It seems I heard that alot after world war 2 by the murderes that where on trial

    • Bones says:

      Repubs and Dems are to blame. All citizens should wake up and start voting these self centered politicians out of office regardless of whether they are a red clown or blue clown.

    • Barry Hussein says:

      You have to be as dumb as a democRat to support Odummy and the rest of his corrupt regime.

  3. Barry bin Inhalin says:

    I didn’t know Mathis before this incident…but now a fan for life.

  4. Oinia says:

    He’s not pissing on this KGB / Mafia sign.

    He’s just paying his fair share.

  5. Ray says:

    What an idiot.

  6. MTB says:

    Finally…the NFL does some right…

  7. studcantrell says:

    Best photo I’ve seen lately. My new fav player…

  8. artsurfer says:

    “Piss IRS”
    If he applies, he can get NEA funding. “A Win Win”

  9. RicardoQueso says:

    Awesome. That stream is the cleanest thing I’ve seen associated with the IRS in decades.

  10. carlb says:

    i hope he had held it for long time so it would be a lasting stream not a squirter

  11. carlb says:

    i hope he had held it for a long time so it would be a lasting stream not a squirter

  12. FrankO says:

    call Eric Holder…WE FOUND THE LEAK

  13. BoDeen says:

    ROLL TIDE, ROLL Evan!!
    Wish you could’ve gotten Uncle Bob to join you.

  14. Tuck says:

    Looks like america is waking up and realizing obama is a fraud and is full of nothing but word games and lies. his entire presidency is a failure. maybe blacks will stop falling in line for stupid dems and realize they aren’t helping. obama loves to preach compassion for the poor, yet those living in poverty is at an all time high. Not sure what people expected electing a guy who’s resume highlight was community organizer in a corrupt chicago city.

    wake up people. obama will have a legacy of debt, corruption, and record levels of gov dependence, and a healthcare system that will be a complete disaster

    • Dan says:

      Obama loves the poor so much that he has made millions more of them. His love for them is soooo deep that he is also importing foreign poor by the millions.

  15. Gregg P says:

    The IRS even audited conservative/outlaw author E.A. Blayre III who wrote the banned book “America Deceived II” by a real outlaw author.

    Last link of “America Deceived II” before it is completely censored:

    amazon.com/America-Deceived-II-Possession-interrogation/dp/1450257437

  16. OKC_Bill says:

    Much as I appreciate and share the sentiment, it doesn’t really look like he’s doing it. He may only be posing just to make the point. What looks like might be a stream of piss is actually his shadow being cast onto the sign. I think everyone who is actually pissed off at the IRS should follow suit and have their picture taken in that pose, at their local IRS office, and tweet or post it on Facebook.

  17. Vasco DeGama says:

    I’m thinking that this should be the next planking meme….

  18. bill says:

    F@#@@#g IRS people have been doing that to us since 1913! Audit me, a@@@@@@s!

  19. simin says:

    Beautifully and masterly executed!!! They little obamanation lowlifes can’t even prosecute him — sans any tell tale signs! Here’s only a man looking way down on a red juicy apple in his hand he’s about to take a big fat bite of just about the same time he went closer to inspect a parasitic vermin crawling up the grand old irs sign!! Beautiful and masterly I tell you!!

  20. sammy says:

    there are people our taxes help and deserved or just needed. Then there are the other half who are just stupid and moochers. People are getting sick of it. We don’t have free healthcare? WTF do you think medicare is.

    sammy
    scrabblecheat.net

  21. Dave says:

    Don’t think he can be arrested for the photo and his comment. Neither proves that he was urinating. “Audit this” is not an admission of his urinating (he may have been asking to have his gluteus maximus audited), and you certainly can’t see whether or not he’s urinating. Very clever.

  22. torchsinger says:

    offensive lineman
    snicker – very punny!

  23. CORNROW says:

    OOOOO, urine troubllllle …..

  24. tim johnson says:

    WHO’s NEXT???

  25. X says:

    at least he’s not shitting on the Constitution.

  26. Hamsta says:

    I’m shocked, someone beat OZZY OSBOURNE to the sign, oh well I guess he will just have to write yet another song about corrupt government. 40 years later and he is still at it!!!! Black Sabbath just released their new album “13” to bad he didn’t wait another month, that would be the number 1 hit. How many crappers do you know still making music 40 years later? Or even 20? Answer: none rap is crap.

  27. Slack Em Jack Em says:

    This Redskin fan approves.

  28. aap says:

    He’s pissed! Like all of us!

  29. Artsy says:

    If any federal agents show up at his door, he can always claim the peeing act was an artistic expression of his feelings. (Isn’t that how the left plays it?)

  30. Mike S says:

    I guess auditing people because of their political beliefs isnt against the law.

  31. Charles says:

    Obama fired the temporary IRS Commissioner who was leaving anyways in two weeks and was not in charge of the IRS when the hanky panky was going on.

    WHAT A TOTAL FARCE!

  32. Andrew says:

    Obama and his minions have been peeing on the American people sine January 2009.

  33. Irving says:

    Don’t panic, folks. He’s applying for a job with the IRS. You have to demonstrate contempt for the American Way to get hired.

  34. Irving says:

    Dig that ‘way out of fashion pony tail! Hippiebillies arise! Throw off your waterbed store furniture, shorts for little boys, juvenile baseball caps and be freeeeee!

  35. Boobs says:

    He is a offensive lineman alright.

  36. WilliamPenn says:

    If you even have a dream about criticizing Obama or the Democrats, the IRS will destroy you.

  37. DonaldDuck says:

    Chip Kelly should have stayed at Oregon.

  38. Biff Wellington says:

    One too many blows to the head, Eric? What an imbecile…

    • Jonathan says:

      The blow to your head apparently happended at birth and you haven’t been right in the head since. Thats why you support the tyrant and why like him, you don’t deserve America because you place party over country. Crawl under a rock you gutless excuse.

  39. BoDeen says:

    If someone comes up with a catchy name this could be the new “Tebowing”.

  40. craigmk1974 says:

    I think the IRS scandal goes all the way to the top. He should be urinating on Obama.

  41. morgino says:

    Black Sports Online? Really? So like, just sports online?

  42. Clarence Wren says:

    Chill fish. This was faked. I watched it. He had a water bottle. Duh!

  43. Vexille Voxhalyn says:

    What does White SportsOnline have to say about this?

  44. Testicules says:

    Illegal?

    Dunno, guess we will have to ask the JURY! LOL!

  45. Fandango says:

    I don’t see any urine leaking down that sign. I’m all for this, but I can also go up to a sign, position myself in a good urination stance and have a buddy take a picture of it, all without any leakage. Visuals can be quite misleading.

    Pics or it never happened.

  46. rickster says:

    I would have thought it would have been a Phi Zappa Krappa type photo. May have been too graphic but I’d do that!

  47. Biz says:

    Should I be the on to point out that this is a non-story? Mathis has his back to the camera with his hands suggestively folded around his middle, but there is no evidence whatsoever that a) his shorts are unzipped, or b) he peed at all on the sign. Actually get a story before you report lies!

  48. TahoeGuy says:

    A dump would have been more symbolic.

  49. Vincent Di Napoli says:

    My son played football for the Dallas Cowboys—–I am now an Eagles fan!!!!!!!!

  50. torchsinger says:

    Can we make one of those truck rear window stickers out of this? I’d buy one! ;)

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