Understandable, especially when you have a kid.
He immediately regretted this.
A husband has been kicked out by his wife after getting a comedy penis tattoo stretching halfway down his leg.
Stuart Valentino, 34, got the X-rated inking on his thigh as a drunken joke but the prank backfired horribly.
Wife Samantha, 35, decided she could take no more after it meant the family had to scrap a holiday and swimming trips with three-year-old daughter Ayla.
Stuart, from Southsea, Hampshire, said: “My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.
“After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.
“It caused no end of rows, and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose.”
Yes, you do deserve it.