Glass half full at least he wasn’t shot.
He had to be drinking hennessy, regular alcohol doesn’t make you act like this.
The 24-year-old defensive lineman was way past belligerent when confronted by Scottsdale PD for attacking a taxi-cart driver and stealing his vehicle early Saturday morning.
Cops say he was so drunk, he was spewing nonsense including, “Arrest my cooperation” and “who did I have auto theft with?”
The incident quickly turned combative — cops say Parry called them “f**king f**gots,” and called out some of the officers as, “fat f**k” and “pussyboy.”
He also looked at all the responding officers and told each one individually, “You’re a bitch.”
One of the cops told Parry he was done talking with him, to which the NFL player responded, “That’s what the f**k I thought, bitch — you have nothing on me.”
When you call someone “pussyboy” you know you are super drunk. Only sad thing is there is no video of this.
He was booked on robbery, theft, resisting arrest, DUI and more.